danagould:

I wonder what’s going through Mitt Romney’s mind as he stands there on that stage?

paulftompkins:

OH NO THEY HAVE FINALLY BEEN GIVEN LICENSE TO INITIATE THEIR SECRET GAY AGENDA TO DESTROY OPPOSITE MARRIAGE

Happiest of Birthdays to the guy who has been there through it all: ups and downs, triumphs and tragedies, dramas and comedies, thick and thin, beards and not beards, Episodes I – VI both regular and Special editions, Vocal Ensembles, New Players Shows, NCAA grudge matches, Mario Kart championships, and everything in between. The best friend a guy could ever need, want, or ask for. Sir Schneeken Bottoms, Schneekels, King of the Vegetables, Schneeky Deeky, Schneekers, Schneekerdoodles, The other half of WANDY, and a million other names he’s been given throughout nearly two decades of friendship. The bartender himself, my brother, Will Schneekloth. @willschneekloth